CorpsVets have all the Luck, Ladies, in the Copa

I enjoyed this past weekend's visit to Rockmart so much (Hmm, never saw one rock for sale.), that I just had to put pucker piece to lips attached to my sop and join the Rat Pack hoedown for the weekend. Hunter Moss, Bill Wear, Jerald Sheets, et al. -- Dey be da' men! Those guys can wail Mexican cutie tattoos right off a Navy vet.
Leif Marwede and Vic Kulinski, Jr., have enough battery to give Biggg Ken, contra, a run at a tug-of-war championship. Bigggg Ken is so Bunyanesque that he makes even some of the Mad Plaid DeKalb tug-of-war champs look puny. I tried extra hard in stretching for fear Biggggg Ken might squuush me like a lightning bug.
The drill bots complained about the nip while learning their revamped drill. (Sound familiar?) You rebel marchers should try doing spring drill in Racine, Rochester, Hurc country, Minnenippliesota, or in those "severe winters" on Treasure Island???
The Rat Pack will be proud and Feelin' Good. Carmine Miranda would enjoy the revue. Drinks are on the house at the Copa. Pull the handle on this CorpsVets show. One might just spin out 7 - 7 - 7 ... or end up in a Colgan tomb, broke.
CV brought in the heavy artillery: DM supreme David Bruni smiled in to lend a hand.
Put da' lime in da' coconut and shake it all up.